Remember when Camryn got tubes in her ears and she discovered dragons and Chris was all inappropriate at the children's hospital? That was our first encounter with dragons. I guess her favorite blue dragon that breathes fire turned on her because we started having major dragon problems. More specifically Carmyn was having a dragon problem in her bed and they were scaring her lambie and her baby and being general menaces. We had countless talks about how awesome dragons are. "Camryn, you don't have to be scared. Dragons are awesome and breathe fire and can fly! You can ride a dragon like a horse!"
Apparently we've had a breakthrough...
Lynsey: Camryn, you get to dress up as something for Halloween! Do you want to dress up as Curious George? Or maybe Anna or Elsa? Or what? What do you want to dress up as?
Camryn: I want to be a dragon.
Lynsey: Hm. How about......a cat?
Camryn: How about a dragon.
But I've read about kids and dragons on Hyperbole and a Half and I foresee Camryn dressed as a dragon unfolding just like Allie dressed as a dinosaur.
Lynsey: What about this one? This one is cute.
Camryn: mmmm. no.
Lynsey: Okay. How about this one?
Camryn: mmmm. No. THAT one!
Camryn: Awww look at his feetsies and his tail! I want to wear THAT!
Which is fine because who gives a shit but I didn't see that coming and I definitely didn't see this coming...
Camryn, who spotted the "customers also bought this" section on the computer screen: MOMMY MOMMY!!! THE BLACK DRAGON!!!!! I WANT TO WEAR THE BLACK DRAGON!!!!!
So, while all of your little Princess Elsa's and Anna's and Cinderella's are running around saying trick or treat my little dragon will be screaming RAWWWWRR and pantsing Chris which is another problem for us right now. She pulls his pants down while he's distracted or has his hands full and takes off cracking up. We don't know where she picked up that habit but If you get pantsed by a blonde dragon on Halloween - that's Camryn. Apologies.