Well, the flea bag Bellebelle actually has fleas and it's ruining all of our lives. I've had her for 13 years and never have I ever had a problem with fleas. I know what you're going to ask...do I put monthly flea medicine on her? And my answer is that is none of your damn business. Kidding but pump the judgement breaks. I put flea medicine on her when I remember which isn't very often and I've been that way always and this is the first time ever with fleas.
I blame the apartment because I am D.O.N.E. living here and I hate the microwave but that's another story.
We doused the mongrel with flea medicine and three days later the little beasts are still there having a little rave on her belly.
We've considered putting her down but we can't find a vet that will agree to it. If you know of a vet a la Kevorkian please pass along the info. I'm kidding. I love her and I wouldn't put her down for fleas and if I did I certainly wouldn't write about it.
The fleas are even ruining Camryn's life. She woke up screaming about the ants on Belle's booty last night. Then followed it up today with telling people that she has ants on her booty and Mommy has ants on her booty and Bellebelle....and that's when people start running away from us before I get a chance to explain that ants are fleas and Camryn is a liar.
In other news Camryn has become obsessed with monies which are coins. She's started stuffing them without my knowledge in the little gap under the base board where they can never be retrieved until maintenance has to rip up the flea infested carpet. I'm not sure how much money is under there so I'm going to use it as part of our moving out deposit.
And in more other news...this little Thanksgiving break has me terrified of the upcoming Christmas break. Camryn hates the apartment more than I hate the apartment microwave....again, another time for that story....so 2 weeks of entertaining her full time has me stressin'. She was so happy to be back at school this morning she hopped out of the car and screamed, "I'M BAAAAAAACK!!"...and then you heard my tires squealing and me saying, "GOOD LUCK EVERYBODY!"
Thanks for listening and if you have any recommendations about the flea bag - I'm all ears...itchy infested Poodle ears.