Camryn has developed quite the flare for dramatics, which comes directly from Chris’ side of the family. My family, whose conversations revolve solely around mysterious, undiagnosed illnesses and what if scenarios have not added anything to her flare.
Oh good another post about a depressed, self-loathing, stay at home mom blogger, just what the world needs. But just wait, there is stuff about going viral and being insulted by my 2.5 year old daughter in here and there is a lesson to be learned somewhere amidst the madness….
Have you guys heard of the chick saving men from their nasty lustful thoughts by vowing to never wear leggings in public? Of course you have, even if you live under a rock you’ve heard this. What she said, although I didn’t read it because I made a vow to myself to cut the crazy out of my life this year, really spoke to me. She opened my eyes to what I have been doing to corrupt the pure minds of men. I’ve been flaunting myself, practically shoving parts of my bodies in the faces of innocent men and women on a daily basis but enough is enough. I’ve decided to make my own vow.
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I’ve been in a funk. I start writing and I decide that it’s complete and utter bullshit so I stop. You’re welcome for that by the way. In fact, this may be one of those bullshit posts so we’ll just have to see where this goes…
One time I landed this job that I was just totally unqualified for. I was working on the third month of being unemployed after the company I worked for went under. I went to a headhunter and they called me with an opportunity that they told me upfront I was 100% not qualified for but I should go to the interview anyway. Super.
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler hosted the Golden Globes for the last time which means it's the last good Globes. Here are the best 5 moments of the balmy awards show minus all of the boring acceptance speeches because no one cares who they thank. Snooze. P.S. My GOD, everyone was sweating and Jane Fonda's boyfriend apparently passed out.
While writing about my experiences or thoughts is very easy and therapeutic, writing about who I am as a person is really hard. Too hard. I don’t wanna. Instead, I’ve come up with a list of reasons for you to judge me: This isn’t a list of humble bragging. Oh no. This here is a list of reasons that if you judged me, I wouldn’t blame you.
You guys, I feel terrible! I was so busy melting down, I forgot to get you guys something for Christmas/Chanukah/Kwanzaa/Festivus/whatever it is that you celebrate. I'm hoping that y'all will agree - better late than never, right? I couldn't decide what to get you so I decided to just give you everything. I know! I'm really, really nice. I've made a list of the BEST of the BEST Bloggers of 2014 that are going to be blowing up in 2015. You can get everything from this group - from essential oils, DIY beauty, recipes, heart felt stories, down right crude humor, to psychological advice from an actual Dr. Yeah, pretty major.
I've sat here struggling to write an introduction for this guest post. I haven't been able to come up with anything. To know "Anonymous" is a #blessing, for real. She is brilliant. She is talented. She is so damn giving it's unreal. She is the picture of a good person and she's funny. She is strong. To know her, you would never guess what she's been through. Never. We've been talking about her coming "out" with this on my blog for a while and we both felt that the holidays are the perfect time because it is a true lesson in forgiveness and love. I'm going to give you a little bit of a warning - buckle up and prepare for an emotional roller coaster. Enjoy and please show some love to Anonymous and remember, she's no victim, she's your new hero.
You know those people who are anxious and wound a little too tight? Hi. Sometimes we get to this point where we just get quiet and we have absolutely nothing to say. I have had nothing to say which is a terrible thing when you run a blog and are supposed to put quality content out on the regular. I mean, the masses are waiting, all 66 of you. I apologize. I am so sorry I've let you down. It's just that it's this time of year. Fuck me, man.